Once again the week has revolved around the works for the solar panels. On Monday morning, the concrete delivery that was due on Monday afternoon arrived with five minutes' notice. I barely had time to send a warning SMS to the neighbours affected before the huge yellow pump came grunting down the road, scraping the leaves from the trees as it did so.
The vehicle took up station close to the delivery point while the operator sought out Horacio the builder. The former was less than happy. As he pointed out, the narrow road was flanked on both sides by steep banks, which meant that the pump could not brace itself as required by fully extending its feet.
After some discussion, although he was within his rights to refuse, he agreed to put out the feet partially and give things a try. As the crane did not have to lean over more than a few degrees, I felt that there was little risk involved.
Close behind came the concrete truck, hard on the heels of a friend, Desi, and her family, who had arranged to pick up carobs. While they set to picking, the truck nuzzled up to the pump, which gushed a river of wet concrete into Horacio’s heavily reinforced shuttering. The overseer recounted that he’d made a similar delivery to another expat, whose insecure shuttering had burst asunder. Seriously bad news! There’s not much you can do with a lake of rapidly drying concrete.
We had no such problems. The only difficulty was directing the hose, as the concrete began piling up on one side. Horacio clambered up the structure and grasped the hose himself. In five minutes the job was done. The operator indicated that a bonus might not go amiss in the circumstances and the two behemoths trundled back down the road and out of our lives.
On Monday evening Mario returned on his digger to fill in the trench carrying the heavy cable across the field.
On Tuesday, Horacio’s workers were back to remove the shuttering. If it stayed in place more than a day or two, Horacio explained, the planks tended to stick to the concrete and to shatter as they were levered off.
Pedro worked with a big jackhammer to cut a trench across the concrete driveway and up to the electricity box. Horacio is juggling his workers to cater simultaneously for the needs of other clients. He has as much work on his hands as he can handle, which I assure him is a good problem to have.
On Wednesday Pedro returned to finish the job and to patch the holes in the concrete cube where the reinforcing rods had been cut back. The metal ends are then buried in concrete to prevent them from rusting. From time to time I would take the tractor a kilometre down the road to Horacio’s building site, Pedro riding aft, for another bag of cement or box of sand.
On Thursday Pedro and Carlos returned to rebuild the electricity post outside the house to take the new connection. By law in Portugal, all buildings have to have their utility connections at the property boundary to enable easy access and reading. The difficulty arises with unfenced old houses, such as ours at the Quinta, where the original connections are made in the house façade.
Later occupants then fence the property, which means that the meter reader has to brave the dogs, a hazardous venture. The chap who reads our (external) meter here gets such a barking each time that he doesn’t hang around a moment longer than necessary.
On Friday Luis the electrician came along to make the connections. At this point we are all ready for the installation of the solar panels early next week. After that, as I’ve explained to Jones, all we have to work out is what to do with the money rolling in from the sale of our electricity to the national grid. Jones, as ever, is not easy to convince about these things.
While I’ve been running around with the workers, she has been cutting back the vegetation on the recently acquired plot, which is heavily overgrown after years of neglect. It has a number of useful carob trees – we’re still busy picking – as well as small oaks and indigenous bushes. Already the area is starting to look more like a park than a jungle. We sort the cuttings into two piles, one to shred and the other to burn.
For the first time we get a good view of the house from the east, a most pleasant one as you may judge for yourselves.
Tuesday night we went to Fatacil, the Algarve’s big industrial, food and craft fair, held at Lagoa, some 30 minutes away. It’s extraordinarily popular. The roads are parked nose to tail for a kilometre in every direction. We arrived in good time to find a table for smoked ham and cheese sandwiches. That was the best bit. There were fewer serious displays than usual and more home-craft of the kind one finds everywhere and seldom purchases. We had hoped to come across a new wood-burning stove on one of the displays but came home disappointed. Our only trophy was a bottle of olive oil from a kiosk that, like many, wasn’t doing any business. Jones has several times been moved more out of pity than need to support such ventures.
One evening, Ermenio - a farmer to whom we give most of our carobs in exchange for produce - invited me down to the valley where he grows his crops. Laid out on the valley floor were several hectares of flourishing tomatoes, peppers, melons and watermelons.
What struck me most was the excessive waste of items that did not meet market requirements. Any tomato or melon with the least mark was simply tossed aside. The strips between the crops were strewn with thousands of rotting tomatoes. Nobody would buy them, Ermenio commented; consumers check each item separately and simply ignore anything that's imperfect. I guess it's true but the waste is terrible.
On the tech front my sister, Cathy, in Berlin has managed to obtain a new remote control for our German-made satellite box, which she is posting down. With luck it may cure the problem that we have encountered with radio channels. Meanwhile, my computer and my smartphone are standing in. On Llewellyn’s advice, I downloaded a free Android application (TuneIn Radio) that’s given us excellent smartphone access the to the BBC, whose World Service and Radio 4 channels have long made up our rising and setting audio diet. The phone speaker is strong enough to obviate the need for headphones.
After the failure of yet another page counter on my blog site, I did a lot of research and eventually downloaded and installed a model offered by StatCounter. This offers a useful range of information about visitors to the site. I also discovered what I should have known before, that Google itself gives all kinds of visitor information on the blogspot site if one looks for it under Stats.
PRIDE OF PERU
Thursday’s post brought with it a revised water invoice from Loule council, following my petition to the President for a reduction in July’s bill (as per last week’s blog). The President, God bless him, has seen fit to reduce the bill from €269 to €96, given the circumstances. So it was with lighter hearts that we continued from the post boxes to Benafim for coffee and toast at the Coral.
En route we bumped into Horacio, from whom we were grateful to learn of a speed trap a few hundred metres down the main road. There’s a 50 kph limit on stretches of road that are deemed to be within villages even when there are few houses in sight.
Since this is not a country where speed limits are taken seriously and since Portuguese motorists are always in a hurry, the police do good business. It’s common to see oncoming motorists flashing their lights to warn of speed traps ahead.
Stats
Friday, August 26, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Letter from Espargal: 31 of 2011
While I removed the main branches with a chainsaw, he dug a generous hole to take it. Then, having wrapped the tree in a sack to protect its bark, he lifted it from the ground and carried it across to the waiting hole. Finally, he packed the soil in around the roots once again. Since then each day I have watered the tree generously from a barrel attached to the tractor box.
On Tuesday Horacio the builder returned with Pedro to measure up the foundations for the solar unit base and to lay a concrete floor. It was very hot.
Then on the way back, I stopped over at Honda, to ask what a new brake light cover would cost me. That’s another story. I was unpleasantly surprised a few days earlier when a friend pointed to a small hole in the plastic unit and consequent fractures. How it came about I haven’t a clue. Whatever the case the whole unit has to be replaced and the price is painful. Honda didn’t have any in stock. Hopefully the unit will arrive at much the same time as the missing print cartridges.
A vet friend prescribed anti-biotics (over the phone), which a sympathetic pharmacist was happy to supply. (I have to salute the common sense of Portuguese pharmacists, who worry more about assisting people than following petty prescriptive rules.) The inflamed pad appears to have burst at last and the dog seems much happier – little wonder!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Letter from Espargal: 30 of 2011
The problem wasn’t the water bill per se. I accept that last month we went through a lot of water. As I explained to the President, attaching several photographs to illustrate the point, a buried t-junction fitting had given way, causing a serious leak, the existence of which I became aware of late in the day.

Jones heard me whistle when the bill came in and she was good enough the following day to trot into the citizens’ one-stop shop in Loule with my petition while I waited in the car with the dogs, engine and air conditioner running at C34*. The petition has been recorded and we await the outcome.
I had hoped to go straight from there to Staples in Faro where “Paulo” had promised to set aside a Canon Pixma 885 multifunction printer for me. But I had a medical appointment on the coast 30 minutes later and it was evident that the printer would have to wait.
The appointment was at the small medical centre at Vale do Lobo, one of several resorts in the area. We arrived spot on time at 16.00 to find that there were two patients waiting ahead of me. So we lounged for an hour under an umbrella pine at the edge of the golf course and watched golfers arrive in their golf carts and tee off just in front of us. Jones thought it ridiculous that the only exercise the golfers got was to whack the balls and then hop in and out of their golf carts.
Finally I got to hand in a couple of reports to an ophthalmologist and a GP, who clucked approvingly, patted me on the head and told me to come back in six months’ time. Oh, and please pay the receptionist on the way out.
After having Marie and Olly around to drinks that evening (on the eve of her replacement hip operation), I spent much of the night trying to install the machine – a process comparable in complexity to launching a space shuttle. Eventually I managed; the appliance now works just fine although I’m using a USB connection rather than the available wifi – and I can’t link up the fax cord without losing my internet connection. So there’s more work ahead.
The real story is that the new appliance replaces an HP printer/fax/scanner that this week finally gave up the ghost. The problem is that a tiny plastic nipple has broken off a door hinge. The door has to be closed before the appliance will function. I took the printer down to the HP outlet for repair but they shook their heads.
For some months I’ve been able to persuade the machine that the door concerned had been properly closed, enabling it to print. But it finally rejected my attempts and bombarded me with “open door” messages. So, for the sake of a minute plastic nipple, an appliance lands in the bin. Kinda sad!
This is the season not only of carobs, of which I’ve been harvesting a sack a day, but also of figs, a fruit in which Jones delights. She knows the location and fruitfulness of every fig tree for miles around and brings home dishes of the most delicious black and green figs for the pair of us. It is my contention that the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was not an apple tree, as widely rumoured, but a fig tree.
We joined neighbours one evening at Benafim’s annual bash, held at the social centre above the town to raise money for a retirement home. Everyone turns out for music, dancing and either barbecued chicken (most of our group) or porridge and pork (me). Plastic cups of beer or wine cost just 80 cents – a bargain although, as ever, the crowds were well behaved.

With us were two of Fintan’s grandchildren, young ladies who accompanied me to the tombola stall where a fiver bought 35 tickets and delighted them with a host of prizes. Their only complaint was that a boy had put water on the slide, which meant they had to stay off it for a while or soak their dresses. The youth explained that his intention was to lubricate the slide, as he illustrated by shooting down it on his feet in an impressive crouch.

Jones and I spent an hour at Olive’s place. She worked in the garden while I discussed the security report drawn up for Olive by a consultant. In short she needs an alarm system, the installation of which we hope to arrange on her return from a visit to her family in the UK. It is regrettable that burglaries and robberies have greatly increased in the Algarve these past few years, certainly since Europe adopted open borders.
Let me hasten to reassure North American readers who may be alarmed by news of riots, arson and looting on our side of the pond that all is well here in Espargal. We have suffered nothing other than the distant throb of amplified music from the Benafim Sports Club festa on the far side of the valley. True, several people have been struck on the head by falling carobs, myself included, but they suffered no injury that a couple of beers didn’t put right.

Later Friday the solar panel man and builder came along for a pow wow on the planned installation. The builder has to construct the reinforced concrete base.
Actually, it wasn't that simple. You can see some of the rocks he encountered but the rest will keep for next week.
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