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Friday, August 26, 2011

Letter from Espargal: 32 of 2011

Once again the week has revolved around the works for the solar panels. On Monday morning, the concrete delivery that was due on Monday afternoon arrived with five minutes' notice. I barely had time to send a warning SMS to the neighbours affected before the huge yellow pump came grunting down the road, scraping the leaves from the trees as it did so.

The vehicle took up station close to the delivery point while the operator sought out Horacio the builder. The former was less than happy. As he pointed out, the narrow road was flanked on both sides by steep banks, which meant that the pump could not brace itself as required by fully extending its feet.

After some discussion, although he was within his rights to refuse, he agreed to put out the feet partially and give things a try. As the crane did not have to lean over more than a few degrees, I felt that there was little risk involved.

Close behind came the concrete truck, hard on the heels of a friend, Desi, and her family, who had arranged to pick up carobs. While they set to picking, the truck nuzzled up to the pump, which gushed a river of wet concrete into Horacio’s heavily reinforced shuttering. The overseer recounted that he’d made a similar delivery to another expat, whose insecure shuttering had burst asunder. Seriously bad news! There’s not much you can do with a lake of rapidly drying concrete.

We had no such problems. The only difficulty was directing the hose, as the concrete began piling up on one side. Horacio clambered up the structure and grasped the hose himself. In five minutes the job was done. The operator indicated that a bonus might not go amiss in the circumstances and the two behemoths trundled back down the road and out of our lives.

On Monday evening Mario returned on his digger to fill in the trench carrying the heavy cable across the field.

On Tuesday, Horacio’s workers were back to remove the shuttering. If it stayed in place more than a day or two, Horacio explained, the planks tended to stick to the concrete and to shatter as they were levered off.

Pedro worked with a big jackhammer to cut a trench across the concrete driveway and up to the electricity box. Horacio is juggling his workers to cater simultaneously for the needs of other clients. He has as much work on his hands as he can handle, which I assure him is a good problem to have.

On Wednesday Pedro returned to finish the job and to patch the holes in the concrete cube where the reinforcing rods had been cut back. The metal ends are then buried in concrete to prevent them from rusting. From time to time I would take the tractor a kilometre down the road to Horacio’s building site, Pedro riding aft, for another bag of cement or box of sand.

On Thursday Pedro and Carlos returned to rebuild the electricity post outside the house to take the new connection. By law in Portugal, all buildings have to have their utility connections at the property boundary to enable easy access and reading. The difficulty arises with unfenced old houses, such as ours at the Quinta, where the original connections are made in the house façade.

Later occupants then fence the property, which means that the meter reader has to brave the dogs, a hazardous venture. The chap who reads our (external) meter here gets such a barking each time that he doesn’t hang around a moment longer than necessary.

On Friday Luis the electrician came along to make the connections. At this point we are all ready for the installation of the solar panels early next week. After that, as I’ve explained to Jones, all we have to work out is what to do with the money rolling in from the sale of our electricity to the national grid. Jones, as ever, is not easy to convince about these things.

While I’ve been running around with the workers, she has been cutting back the vegetation on the recently acquired plot, which is heavily overgrown after years of neglect. It has a number of useful carob trees – we’re still busy picking – as well as small oaks and indigenous bushes. Already the area is starting to look more like a park than a jungle. We sort the cuttings into two piles, one to shred and the other to burn.

For the first time we get a good view of the house from the east, a most pleasant one as you may judge for yourselves.

Tuesday night we went to Fatacil, the Algarve’s big industrial, food and craft fair, held at Lagoa, some 30 minutes away. It’s extraordinarily popular. The roads are parked nose to tail for a kilometre in every direction.
We arrived in good time to find a table for smoked ham and cheese sandwiches. That was the best bit. There were fewer serious displays than usual and more home-craft of the kind one finds everywhere and seldom purchases. We had hoped to come across a new wood-burning stove on one of the displays but came home disappointed. Our only trophy was a bottle of olive oil from a kiosk that, like many, wasn’t doing any business. Jones has several times been moved more out of pity than need to support such ventures.

One evening, Ermenio - a farmer to whom we give most of our carobs in exchange for produce - invited me down to the valley where he grows his crops. Laid out on the valley floor were several hectares of flourishing tomatoes, peppers, melons and watermelons.

What struck me most was the excessive waste of items that did not meet market requirements. Any tomato or melon with the least mark was simply tossed aside. The strips between the crops were strewn with thousands of rotting tomatoes. Nobody would buy them, Ermenio commented; consumers check each item separately and simply ignore anything that's imperfect. I guess it's true but the waste is terrible.

On the tech front my sister, Cathy, in Berlin has managed to obtain a new remote control for our German-made satellite box, which she is posting down. With luck it may cure the problem that we have encountered with radio channels. Meanwhile, my computer and my smartphone are standing in. On Llewellyn’s advice, I downloaded a free Android application (TuneIn Radio) that’s given us excellent smartphone access the to the BBC, whose World Service and Radio 4 channels have long made up our rising and setting audio diet. The phone speaker is strong enough to obviate the need for headphones.

After the failure of yet another page counter on my blog site, I did a lot of research and eventually downloaded and installed a model offered by StatCounter. This offers a useful range of information about visitors to the site. I also discovered what I should have known before, that Google itself gives all kinds of visitor information on the blogspot site if one looks for it under Stats.

PRIDE OF PERU

Thursday’s post brought with it a revised water invoice from Loule council, following my petition to the President for a reduction in July’s bill (as per last week’s blog). The President, God bless him, has seen fit to reduce the bill from €269 to €96, given the circumstances. So it was with lighter hearts that we continued from the post boxes to Benafim for coffee and toast at the Coral.

En route we bumped into Horacio, from whom we were grateful to learn of a speed trap a few hundred metres down the main road. There’s a 50 kph limit on stretches of road that are deemed to be within villages even when there are few houses in sight.

Since this is not a country where speed limits are taken seriously and since Portuguese motorists are always in a hurry, the police do good business. It’s common to see oncoming motorists flashing their lights to warn of speed traps ahead.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Letter from Espargal: 31 of 2011

My attention this week has been focussed mainly on the adjacent field, where our solar voltaic array is due to be installed. The first reason for that is that after digging the foundations with his JCB last weekend, Mario had to shift an almond tree whose shadow would otherwise have fallen on the panels. This move I blessed most reluctantly and only on Mario’s assurance that with generous irrigation the tree might well survive.


While I removed the main branches with a chainsaw, he dug a generous hole to take it. Then, having wrapped the tree in a sack to protect its bark, he lifted it from the ground and carried it across to the waiting hole. Finally, he packed the soil in around the roots once again. Since then each day I have watered the tree generously from a barrel attached to the tractor box.

I am hopeful of a successful transplant, especially as the one small branch remaining continues to wave its green leaves in the air. At heart I guess that I’m a tree hugger. At least, I believe that two trees should be planted for each one cut down. Several of the trees that we put into the garden some years ago are now soaring happily over our heads, bringing us both shade and fruit.

On Tuesday Horacio the builder returned with Pedro to measure up the foundations for the solar unit base and to lay a concrete floor. It was very hot. When I asked Pedro after lunch as a matter of politeness whether there was anything he needed, he replied that a small beer would be most acceptable. I understood exactly how he felt. Trying to survive the Algarve summer without beer is like trying to climb a rope with one hand. For the sake of sociability, I thought it best to have a can myself.

I had another on the seafront at Alvor after we had been to visit Marie in hospital, where she was recuperating from a hip replacement operation. It was the first time we’ve explored the area and a very attractive resort it is – not that we usually go near the Algarve resorts in summer.

As it happens, the hottest day of the week was Sunday, when the funeral of Manuel’s father took place. Manuel and his wife Graça run the only serious restaurant in Benafim, a business that he took over from his father some years ago. In spite of the searing heat, hundreds of people turned out to follow the hearse a kilometre from the church to the cemetery, ourselves included. The old man, who’d been ailing for some time, would have been proud to witness his send off.

Afterwards, we collapsed at a table outside the nearest bar and took refuge in a couple of reviving beers. At least Fintan and I did. Jones found relief in an icy baggy; Pauline confines herself to soft drinks. I hope that there’s beer in heaven; it would come as a terrible disappointment to find that paradise was dry. (I note that the Pope, currently on a visit to Madrid, is offering pilgrims a plenary indulgence; if it came with a beer guarantee, I might be tempted.)

On Thursday Horacio returned with Carlos to tie the reinforcing rods for the concrete base. Each rod was measured to fit within a couple of millimetres of its assigned place. That was important, Horacio insisted, if the structure was to be uniformly strong. He had seen concrete split down one side where the reinforcing rods were too far apart. I didn’t doubt it. Horacio, happily, is an excellent builder and I’m grateful to have him doing the job – all the more so after hearing the builder horror stories of a friend who is constructing a house not far away.

Friday the solar man returned with the centre post, which has to be cemented into the block and to remain there for a week or so while the concrete sets. The post weighed a ton. The builders struggled to get it off the van and they struggled even more to get it into position. It was one of those jobs that called for both brain and brawn.

Once it was in position, the post was carefully “verticalled” and stabilised. Now the workers are continuing to erect and brace the shuttering around the post. The construction will take some eight metres of wet cement and Horacio has too often seen what happens when the shuttering isn’t robust enough. The cement truck and a pump are due on Monday afternoon.

(Note: The following comment comes from a know-all pedantic nephew: "Please note the material you refer to being used in the construction of your solar panels is concrete and not cement. Cement is the binder used with other materials including sand, aggregate and water – to make concrete.")

I have made progress on the printer front, with the help of my brother-in-law, Llewellyn, who is clued up about these things. It was essential, he pointed out to me, to plug the fax cord behind the splitter and not in front of it (as I had originally done). Even so, it took some time to install the printer fully on my old desktop computer. Subsequently, the installation on the (Windows 7) portable computer proved a doddle.

Still on such matters - I nipped into Staples in Faro (en route to the airport to fetch Marie’s daughter, Debbie while Olly was fetching Marie from the hospital), to inquire whether the two missing spare ink cartridges had arrived. They hadn’t.

Then on the way back, I stopped over at Honda, to ask what a new brake light cover would cost me. That’s another story. I was unpleasantly surprised a few days earlier when a friend pointed to a small hole in the plastic unit and consequent fractures. How it came about I haven’t a clue. Whatever the case the whole unit has to be replaced and the price is painful. Honda didn’t have any in stock. Hopefully the unit will arrive at much the same time as the missing print cartridges.

Another irritation is a sudden decision by our satellite box to deny us access to radio channels. The TV button lists the usual (scores of) channels available. The Radio button now supplies only the audio from whatever TV channel one had previously selected. The technician who installed the system said he had never come across such a fault before. Well, he has now. My suspicions lie with our dodgy remote control. Both the control and box will shortly be making their way to the repair shop.

On the animal front we have been lavishing attention and various medications on our big dog, who has an infected pad. The poor fellow has been hobbling around, stopping every few yards to lick his ailing paw. Even so, he was anxious to come walking. We had to lock him inside the house with a bone for consolation.

A vet friend prescribed anti-biotics (over the phone), which a sympathetic pharmacist was happy to supply. (I have to salute the common sense of Portuguese pharmacists, who worry more about assisting people than following petty prescriptive rules.) The inflamed pad appears to have burst at last and the dog seems much happier – little wonder!

While on troublesome legs – I had a message from my brother recently describing how a daily dose of magnesium had rid him of painful leg-cramps at night. It’s a remedy I have been using for some years, more in hope than anticipation. This week, in spite of a daily dose, I was three nights afflicted with such racking cramps as nary a villain deserved. If anyone knows of a way of avoiding these cramps (short of amputation) I should be most grateful to hear of it.

During such moments as we’ve not been running around, watering trees, shredding branches, or spreading mulch on the garden, we have been picking carobs. At this time of year all Algarveans pick carobs. The roads are full of old tractors piled high with sacks of carobs, often with hubby driving and wife perched on the back, heading home after a long day under the trees.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Letter from Espargal: 30 of 2011

It is not every day that you will find me firing off petitions to the President of Loule Camara but Wednesday was the exception that proved the rule. In my best Portuguese, taking in several Present Subjunctives and a couple of Formal Imperatives, I set out a good case for the reduction of my July water-cum-garbage bill. Seeing that this bill exceeded my water budget for the entire year, I had every reason to throw myself at the President’s metaphorical feet.

The problem wasn’t the water bill per se. I accept that last month we went through a lot of water. As I explained to the President, attaching several photographs to illustrate the point, a buried t-junction fitting had given way, causing a serious leak, the existence of which I became aware of late in the day.

The problem is the way the bill is calculated. It rises exponent- ially with consumption. But worse, the bill for communal garbage removal (from the big green wheelie bins placed at convenient points) is proportional to one’s water bill. Thus I found myself billed with well over 100 euros each for water and garbage in July, plus tax – a total of nearly €270 – more than six times our mid-summer average. (In winter our water bills are negligible.)

RUSS AT THE WHEEL

Jones heard me whistle when the bill came in and she was good enough the following day to trot into the citizens’ one-stop shop in Loule with my petition while I waited in the car with the dogs, engine and air conditioner running at C34*. The petition has been recorded and we await the outcome.

I had hoped to go straight from there to Staples in Faro where “Paulo” had promised to set aside a Canon Pixma 885 multifunction printer for me. But I had a medical appointment on the coast 30 minutes later and it was evident that the printer would have to wait.

PATCHING THE PUPS' MATTRESS - AGAIN

The appointment was at the small medical centre at Vale do Lobo, one of several resorts in the area. We arrived spot on time at 16.00 to find that there were two patients waiting ahead of me. So we lounged for an hour under an umbrella pine at the edge of the golf course and watched golfers arrive in their golf carts and tee off just in front of us. Jones thought it ridiculous that the only exercise the golfers got was to whack the balls and then hop in and out of their golf carts.

Finally I got to hand in a couple of reports to an ophthalmologist and a GP, who clucked approvingly, patted me on the head and told me to come back in six months’ time. Oh, and please pay the receptionist on the way out.

From there we headed to Staples where Paulo, good as his word, had left the printer at the cash desk. As it was quite heavy I asked for help to carry it to the car, at which diminutive Sara, who had been serving me, lifted it up and carried it out herself, declining all assistance. She was used to it, she insisted. Talk about embarrassing!

After having Marie and Olly around to drinks that evening (on the eve of her replacement hip operation), I spent much of the night trying to install the machine – a process comparable in complexity to launching a space shuttle. Eventually I managed; the appliance now works just fine although I’m using a USB connection rather than the available wifi – and I can’t link up the fax cord without losing my internet connection. So there’s more work ahead.

DOOR WITH BROKEN NIPPLE, BOTTOM LEFT

The real story is that the new appliance replaces an HP printer/fax/scanner that this week finally gave up the ghost. The problem is that a tiny plastic nipple has broken off a door hinge. The door has to be closed before the appliance will function. I took the printer down to the HP outlet for repair but they shook their heads.

BEING THROWN OUT

For some months I’ve been able to persuade the machine that the door concerned had been properly closed, enabling it to print. But it finally rejected my attempts and bombarded me with “open door” messages. So, for the sake of a minute plastic nipple, an appliance lands in the bin. Kinda sad!

CAROB HARVEST

This is the season not only of carobs, of which I’ve been harvesting a sack a day, but also of figs, a fruit in which Jones delights. She knows the location and fruitfulness of every fig tree for miles around and brings home dishes of the most delicious black and green figs for the pair of us. It is my contention that the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was not an apple tree, as widely rumoured, but a fig tree.

While an apple gleams with a hint of interior virtue, a fig beckons with a suggestion of a good time to be had. It’s a decidedly sexy fruit. Anyhow, we’re eating lots of figs.

We joined neighbours one evening at Benafim’s annual bash, held at the social centre above the town to raise money for a retirement home. Everyone turns out for music, dancing and either barbecued chicken (most of our group) or porridge and pork (me). Plastic cups of beer or wine cost just 80 cents – a bargain although, as ever, the crowds were well behaved.

MY THORNY ENEMIES

With us were two of Fintan’s grandchildren, young ladies who accompanied me to the tombola stall where a fiver bought 35 tickets and delighted them with a host of prizes. Their only complaint was that a boy had put water on the slide, which meant they had to stay off it for a while or soak their dresses. The youth explained that his intention was to lubricate the slide, as he illustrated by shooting down it on his feet in an impressive crouch.

HEADING FOR THE GARDEN

Jones and I spent an hour at Olive’s place. She worked in the garden while I discussed the security report drawn up for Olive by a consultant. In short she needs an alarm system, the installation of which we hope to arrange on her return from a visit to her family in the UK. It is regrettable that burglaries and robberies have greatly increased in the Algarve these past few years, certainly since Europe adopted open borders.

MORNING GLORY
Let me hasten to reassure North American readers who may be alarmed by news of riots, arson and looting on our side of the pond that all is well here in Espargal. We have suffered nothing other than the distant throb of amplified music from the Benafim Sports Club festa on the far side of the valley. True, several people have been struck on the head by falling carobs, myself included, but they suffered no injury that a couple of beers didn’t put right.

Speaking of injuries, I took a fall on Friday morning that would have left lesser souls in intensive care. I slipped on some gravel as I was tracking down Puffer Path with the puppies – and went flying down the rocky slope. The landing was bruising. Jones came back to inquire whether I was okay and the puppies to lick my face as I caught my breath and checked my extremities. I felt cheated that, apart from some earth-streaked clothes, there was so little evidence of my sufferings.

Later Friday the solar panel man and builder came along for a pow wow on the planned installation. The builder has to construct the reinforced concrete base.

Latest: Mario the local digger man arrived Friday evening with the builder to see what needed to be done. They measured the work out and calculated the right angles.

Then, as the evening was overcast and fairly cool, Mario promptly fetched his digger and went to work on a trench for the cable and foundations for the base.

Actually, it wasn't that simple. You can see some of the rocks he encountered but the rest will keep for next week.

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