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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Letter from Espargal: 25 September 2015

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Once again the burden of story-telling must fall upon the pictures. Before Cathy flew home to Berlin last Sunday, she accompanied me to Mary's salon in Benafim to have her hair washed and dried. Cathy is blessed with an abundance of hair and having it tended by someone other than herself is a real treat.

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Here we are on an outing to historic Silves, the old Arab capital of the Algarve, wandering the high cobbled streets around the castle and cathedral. Jones hangs on to our two regular travellers who concentrate on the tree trunks while the ladies gaze into the branches.

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Identifying trees is a shared interest of my wife and sister. The latter insists that this is just an hobby, with easy access to books and the internet. More important, she says, gazing at Barbara, is to make things grow. Whatever the case, the pair of them spent a lot of time peering into the foliage, stretching up to pluck the odd leaf and saying things like: "It looks like a member of the bottle-brush family." Err, yes! Well, if you say so.

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While they were thus occupied, the dogs and I settled down at a shady cafe table to watch the passing show. Shorts and sandles-clad tourists strode the cobbles, cameras in hand. It was hot. Cathy had remarked at the beach on the number of gutsy men with glitzy wives. In Silves there were more glammy guys with glumpy girls. No idea why!

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On the way home we encountered this broken cork oak at the end of the oak tree avenue in the valley below Espargal. It's a road we have often walked in the shade of these splendid giants. The trees must have taken decades to reach full height. Young oaks planted nearby are barely inching up. They are seeds a father sows for the sake of his sons - (sorry, daughters doesn't alliterate) .

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On Cathy's last night with us we came upstairs to the north patio to admire the sunset and the views across the western hills. There was scarcely a breath of air. Nor did we have much to say. The scene spoke for itself. On such an evening it's hard to improve on nature's palette.

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Here's a story. The diminutive figure in the centre of the picture is Lisa Cusack, daughter of our commuting Irish neighbours, Tony and Annette and a newly-qualified pilot with Aer Lingus. On a recent flight home, Tony and Annette were summoned by the captain to the cockpit to find their daughter co-piloting the plane. They remained on jump-seats in the cockpit throughout the flight - an experience never to be forgotten. (We did it once on a trip to Canada, pre 9/11.) At the end of another flight, Lisa, standing at the cockpit door, was addressed by an astonished woman passenger: "Don't tell me that you flew this plane?" As Napoleon illustrates, there's more to stature than size!

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As usual, I assisted Slavic over the weekend with the continued touching up of tired paint surfaces. If I look awkward perched on the first rung, it's because the ladder was unsteady and I had to grasp the post with one hand in order to paint it with the other. As an unwilling septuagenarian, I am not as agile as I used to be; not that I was ever exactly graceful. Some of my proportions came out wrong.

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When Slavic returned to his car at the end of the day, he found two small birds that had trapped themselves inside. He returned to the house with one in either hand. I feared that they might be fledglings and in danger from our beasts. But they flew off happily enough to rejoin their many companions.

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This is Vicky, a former colleague of Barbara, with her spaniel puppy, Mabel, who was the hit of the recent NBC reunion in London. Jones said the dog simply lay peacefully in whatever lap it was placed. Now there's a lesson for our lot. Prickles has woken us twice in the early hours in full shriek. Once he'd caught his dew-claw in his collar. The second time who knows? Maybe a bad dream! Prickles is not a dog to suffer in silence.

The real sufferer has been Jones who had a third dental appointment midweek with two more to come. She staggered back to the car after a heavy session and was restored only with the help of a large Faro beach baggy. Baggy - bagaceira, a liquor distilled from pomace - is her tipple.

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We are back at the NBC old-timers' gathering in London. Here you see some of the "gals", rather older than I remember them but then they'd probably say the same thing of me. Male colleagues are elsewhere in the pub. I should add that I got to know many of the staff while working shifts at NBC prior to getting a job with the BBC.

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Thursday brought a physio session with Jodi in Alte, followed by my first pedicure in Benafim. Mary trimmed my hair as Nelia worked on my feet. It certainly passes the time. For once I didn't take the dogs; there was no shade to be had. Jones says Ono sat on the patio and watched from the moment I left until my return.

This blog may be the last for some weeks. Our house sitters are due here next Thursday. We drive to Lisbon on Friday and fly to Madeira on Saturday for a week. We spend a second week relaxing in the Alentejo. That, at least, is the plan.

Back soon!

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Blood Lilies - that emerge with the first rains each autumn

Friday, September 18, 2015

Letter from Espargal: 18 September 2015

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This week the pictures have to say it. My sister, Cathy, is into trees and leaves. She can identify hundreds of them or, at least, that's how it seems. Here she is with her leaf press on the back patio. Never happier!

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The "boys" were back Saturday morning to continue painting the weather-whacked aspects of the house. The "platibanda" (upper frontal fascia), with its intricate patterns, was time-consuming.

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To complicate matters, I had horribly miscalculated the colour of a paint whose computer reference the suppliers no longer recognised. I had to rush back to the shop on the far side of Loule to acquire something more compatible with the original.

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You may recall that Jones was in London for a few days. One of my duties was to feed her two "adopted" stray cats (in addition to our three). We call them Not Robbie (too complicated to explain) and Collar Cat (self explanatory).

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They are fed on Idalecio's wall, a few metres beyong our fence, behind which our dogs peer menacingly at the pair of them. The cats are not exactly friends. But they get along - after a fashion. This is just a security check.

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Jones, as I was saying, was in London. Here she is sitting with her brother, Llewellyn, and wife Lucia, along with dogs Edgar and Hazel, in their garden in Hanwell. Llewellyn is a practised setter-up of delayed camera shots.

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Here the ladies feed the ducks in the stream at the bottom of the garden. Edgar the ridgeback meditates on higher things. Thank you Llewellyn for the pictures. (Llewellyn informs me that the water flowing past their house is no mere stream but the River Brent.)

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With Lucia in Windsor where, many years ago, I bought my wife a diamond ring at a jeweller that has now given way to a burger bar. The owner's hand shook as he filled out the payment card. When I asked if he was okay, he confided that he had opened that very day and that we were his first customers. Sadly, a burglar removed the ring and a great deal more from our London apartment a few years later.

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This time in Richmond. She got around.

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On the way home, Jones met up with our old SABC colleagues, Malcolm and Gary, long since settled in England.

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This snap from Gary shows her waiting at the station after their meeting for a train to take her to Gatwick Airport. She caught a late afternoon flight to Lisbon and the midnight hopper to Faro, where we met her, relieving baggy in hand.

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On the Tuesday after Jones's return, we went to visit May. We found her in the common room of the nursing home, looking a great deal cheerier than we'd seen her for some time.

Back home Barbara rejected the new coffee maker that I'd acquired in her absence to replace a handicapped model. So the new one went back into its box and the old one was returned to the work surface. Since she makes the coffee, I'm not complaining.

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While reversing the car into the carport at home, I nicked an invisible Barri's paw. My poor dog shrieked, I think more in fright than in pain. She was shaking with the shock of the encounter. We took her inside to console her as best we could. There was no sign of an injury nor, that afternoon, on our walk, any evidence of one. Much relief!

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Wednesday brought an oh so welcome 5mm of rain and a Jones visit to the dentist for major repairs to a broken a tooth. Thursday she was back again for another session. Two more to come. At Faro beach, this gentleman cycled past the snack-bar where we lunched on toasted tuna sandwiches.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Letter from Espargal: 11 September 2015

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Jones has gone to London for four days. She flew off early on Thursday morning - up at 03.00 - leaving me in sole charge of the ranch. After walking and feeding the beasts I sat down in the living room to watch her plane approaching Heathrow - on Flight Radar. I had almost as much information as the pilot. Amazing programme!

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SEA SQUILL - AUTUMN'S HARBINGER

Jones's absence leaves my blog unchecked; it may be a little rambly as there's nothing really to say - not that any blogger should ever admit it.

Later today I shall return to the airport to fetch Cathy, who is flying in from Berlin. She will be very welcome. I have drawn up a little list of diversions to keep her amused, with watering the garden at the top.
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FROM THIS

Before departing, in one of those conversations that married couples have, Jones reproached me for muttering. I had to acknowledge that she had a point. It's not that I mutter for nothing; it's that I get so provoked, mainly by people on radio and TV, especially those who find everybody "incredible" and everything "incredibly" hard or whatever. I tend to respond: "Amazingly, astonishingly unbelievable". ("Fantastic" is on the wane; "very" is almost archaic.)

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TO THIS. NOW THAT'S INCREDIBLE

Since this happens on average about twice a minute, Jones has been finding my muttered curses just as annoying as I find the provocations. I have resolved to curse and mutter only in my head although I am not giving any guarantees.

I also muttered when the BBC's underwhelming new political editor, Laura Kuenssberg delivered her maiden package on the nightly news. Spare us from token appointments!

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No, it's not chauvinism! I've muttered at guys who even less impressive, including the idiot prancing around on the BBC World Service economic slot. (Yes, I know, this is typical of geriatric decline. It's just that they are so bloody irritating!)

While on appointments - we have followed with much fascination the whole palava around the election of the new leader of the Labour Party in the UK. The (seemingly inevitable) choice of Jeremy Corbyn will be confirmed before this blog has even fledged. The implications for the party are incredible (here we go again). Fascinating times ahead.

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Portugal too is facing elections. The people go to the polls early next month. The chances are that the centre-right coalition - responsible for a deeply unpopular austerity programme - will be replaced by a centre-left coalition. Given that the new government will face exactly the same economic challenges, more faces than policies may be expected to change. Whatever the case, I can't see that it will affect our lives much except perhaps with higher taxes.
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Saturday my workers returned to continue repainting the weathered exterior walls. There is an irony here in that I frequently insist on their taking more safety measures than they think strictly necessary. It so happened that I assisted them to clear up at the end of the morning by carrying the double extension ladder they had been using from the house to the gate. I then tipped it over the gate to make it more accessible from their side.

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As I did this, the upper section of the ladder slipped downwards, trapping the end of my middle finger between two rungs. It was extremely - dare I say "incredibly" - ouch. The modest bandage that I've been sporting all week hardly does credit to my feelings.

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THREE BAGS FULL  - SEE BELOW

Pause there to rescue a sparrow that had flown on to the enclosed south patio and couldn't find the way out again. I got to it just before Russ did. I fear he didn't intend well. No harm done. The birds have well and truly discovered the seed that I put out for them daily. Doves and sparrows are regular visitors. Every now and then a blackbird will make an appearance. They're very shy. Even more cautious are the beautiful azure-winged magpies. They spend ages sitting on a branch checking out the surroundings before landing briefly on the bird feeder.

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We had an ironic moment earlier in the week when, towards the end of our morning walk, we ran into a couple of carob pickers on the far side of the hill, two villagers we know well. One of them, a huge, obese fellow, beheld Russ with some surprise. "What a fat dog!" said he. We had to agree that Russ was somewhat overweight, leaving unsaid the obvious response. He didn't seem to appreciate the richness of his comments.

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Barely a fortnight after Jones returns we shall be off to Madeira on holiday. I have booked us on two "moderate" levada walks (along extensive narrow canals bringing water down from the hills), each of them lasting several hours. Although Rolf might regard such excursions as mere after-tea strolls, I might have to shape up a little beforehand in order not to embarrass the family. In my head, Russ, and I are already shedding pounds, doing brisk afternoon circuits of the Espargalian hinterland.

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Sunday Vitor and extended family descended on our fields - at our invitation - to pick almonds. There must have been about a dozen pickers. They laid nets under the trees before whacking down the nuts. They then raised the edges of the nets to pour the accumulated nuts - like fish - into the mouths of the sacks - a much bigger job than you might think. They had filled easily a dozen sacks by the end of the morning when they called a halt.

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Some of the nuts Vitor's wife, Ana, will use in the cakes and tarts that she supplies to villagers and restaurants. (Almonds are a key ingredient of Algarve desserts.) Others they may well sell. Portuguese neighbours whom Jones encounters on her waifs and strays run have been sitting in their open garage for days shelling great heaps of nuts for market. (I was hearing on a BBC account of the Californian drought that almonds are doing extremely well there. The trees are both hardy and drought resistant.)

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Monday we called in on May. She wasn't a happy lady, admitting that she was suffering unpleasant delusions and miserably aware that she was losing her grasp on reality. Jones spent some time consoling her. Her medication may be partially to blame. It seems that she has good days and bad ones.

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When not working in her garden, Jones has been collecting figs and plums around the neighbourhood. Some varieties of fig dry in the sun and then last for ages. They're chewy and delicious, often found stuffed with almonds.

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Maria on the village square invited Barbara to come and collect plums from a tree of hers. She was pleased to do so. I drove down on the tractor to fetch her and the plums. The latter went straight into the stew pot. She doesn't add any sugar; they don't need it. We consume them with yogurt for lunch. The balance has gone into the freezer for future consumption. Along with the melons and grapes donated by other neighbours, we are overflowing with good things. All we lack now is a little rain. Everything is so dry! Please....send rain!

BARBARA IN LONDON WITH EDGAR AND HAZEL

Jones in London

Saturday, September 05, 2015

Letter from Espargal: 4 September 2015

THE OLD BOY

This blog begins where my last blog ended - with our old dog, Ono - our constant companion these past 16 years since we stumbled across him, a new-born, sightless, squealing handful under a bush near the Quinta.

We really feared last week that the old fellow was approaching his end. He'd seemed one night to suffer some kind of turn that left him staggering around, barely aware of us or the world around him.

GIVING ONO HIS MORNING PILLS

Whatever it was seems to have passed. The vet was able to reassure us that he's basically healthy and in good shape for his age. In the space of a few days, a brief course of anti-inflammatory pills, along with supplements, has gone a long way towards restoring his spirits and energies. This is a huge relief.

We feared not only for his life but also for the timing of his pending exit. It would be doubly awful if our October house-sitters had to bear the burden of both seeing him off and disposing of his remains in our absence.

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It is not only Ono who's needed a little attention. I had a follow-up consultation with the surgeon who performed minor surgery some months ago. He was pleased to assure me that all was well.

I was pleased to hear it; Jones was more so. She had feared that any complications might interfere with our planned trip to Madeira next month.

BIGGER, BETTER JONES MOON

For her part, my wife, who makes no concessions to mortality or its first cousin, infirmity, had to concede that she had hurt her back while grappling with an ice-tray in the freezer at the bottom of the fridge. This was an unwelcome development as well as an intrusion on my sphere of interest. One bad back per household may be considered quite sufficient.

Although she assured me daily that her back was either better or, at least, getting better, she submitted (albeit reluctantly) to back-rubs with an anti-inflammatory cream over several days. Happily, her back does indeed appear to be improving. Certainly she has carried on with her gardening and carob picking as though nothing had happened.

ON THE TRAIL - BJ BREAKING BISCUITS FOR TREATS

On Saturday morning my workers were back, mending some leaky plumbing in the plastic supply pipes to the garden taps, erecting a new tap at the corner of Mary's garden and rubbing down cracks in the exterior house paintwork.

We want to repaint the western face, which gets the worst of the weather, before the onset of the first rains.

With any luck, these might arrive next week - although our hopes are far more often raised than realised.

COLOUR TROUBLES

The only fly in the ointment is a distinct difference in tone between the existing house colour and the new (allegedly identical) paint that we obtained some time ago.

The problem appears to arise from the supplier's computerisation of the old colour system.

I reckon that as long as we repaint an entire surface, nobody will notice the difference. Or, at least, nobody will care.

RUTH'S ROSE - AFTER BARBARA'S SISTER

On Monday Jones had Fatima, the hairdresser, tidy up her hair ahead of a trip to London next week to catch up with her old NBC colleagues. She will be away for several days.

In her absence I will take over her evening duties of care for several local dogs and cats as well as our eight canines and three felines.

Some of these duties, as well as a little watering, may well fall to my sister, Cathy, who is due to arrive here from Berlin the day after Jones departs and to stay on for a week or so after her return. The dogs and I will do our best to make her welcome.

MARVEL OF PERU

Tuesday dawned much cooler. We spent part of the afternoon collecting carobs.

For the first time it felt cool enough for me to take the dogs out on an afternoon walk instead of just pottering about the park. Although they panted vigorously they benefitted from the exercise. So did I.

Jones would have liked to come along but still feels obliged to give her attention to her thirsty garden, pending those first rains.

THE SQUAWLY SISTERS - SPARKY AND MELLO

If only I could find some way of tiring the orphans. They spend most of the day snoozing in the sun and half the night barking their frustration at being enclosed.

We've tried letting them out of the extensive pen that holds them but they then make an impossible nuisance of themselves as well as a lot of noise.

Once they're aroused, neither a fusillade of almond nuts nor a soaking from the hose will shut them up.

MORE TEXAN SAGE

On Wednesday, after my weekly back massage from Jodi, we took ourselves in search of a new restaurant recommended by friends. It took some finding, requiring both GPS assistance and directions from a man cutting up a huge tree.

He was most pleasant and helpful, unlike his large dog, which warned me that I entered his gates at my peril.

The restaurant is strangely located in the midst of nowhere in particular and, as it happened, was closed for the day.

From there we carried on to the huge Leroy Merlin hardware store at Guia where I obtained a small compressor - having spent an hour the previous evening researching the options. The compressor - a Stanley, oil-free model - is portable - light enough to carry in one hand or to sling over a shoulder like a travel bag. It should be adequate for the car and tractor tyres as well as the wheelbarrows.

We've been struggling for some time to inflate the barrow tyres with two small foot-pumps that are sitting near useless in the workshop. After a year or two, the leather washers inside them harden and crack, making them ever less efficient.

As the workers use the barrows for carting concrete around, they don't appreciate soft tyres.

Thursday: a.m. Autumn arrived with a shiver. I donned a jersey for the first time in months. After dog walking and feeding, I spent half an hour trying the new compressor on the car tyres. Somewhere between me, the compressor, the line and the tyres, there's a problem. I messaged Vitor, who said I should bring it round. He's on leave this week.

p.m. The new compressor worked just fine with Vitor. The secret, as he pointed out, is to hold the line firmly against the tyre valve instead of just clipping it on.

Jones has gone off to see Maria, an elderly (are we "elderly" yet?) disabled neighbour who greatly enjoys the company of visitors.

The news is all of the migrant invasion of Europe. The pigeons are in the bird feeder. The wind is blowing hard, tinkling the bells that I've tied to the carob branches. The dogs are champing; time to go walking.

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